House crash blocks freeway

House crash blocks freeway:

"A house has fallen off the back of a truck on Melbourne's Eastern Freeway, causing traffic chaos."

Oh I love this on so many levels.

• It's a house.
• It's on a freeway.
• It's "fallen off the back of a truck". (It's goin' cheap maaaate)

"House on a Freeway" Where the HELL is Samuel L Jackson??