Published Shite Elsewhere...

I have, over the years, written quite a few letters to The Age.

Some serious, most not (or at least serious with sarcasm).

So, with a few spare minutes and a Google ego search here are the results:

Louis goes for a job. I set a trap for recruitment agencies- will they fall for it.... Of course they will.

Army lightbulb joke... Who should be allowed in the army? Anyone stupid enough to apply- thanks Bill Hicks!

Someone actually suggested that pubs only have jazz music. And now you will know my feelings on fucking jazz...

Chopped birdy. Popularity with the quasi green lobby is my strong point.

A serious letter. On motorbikes and licensing.

On why I think Harry Potter is a NERD! Did not get favourable response.