thomas needs...
Thanks to Kranki, I am going to participate in a silly but fun time waster where you paste "[your name] needs" into google and see what comes out. Top Ten pasted below:
1/ Jesus Visits His Disciples, but Thomas Needs Proof
Ain't that the truth. Poor old Thomas (of bible fame) has copped a lot of crap of the millenias(sp?) for being The Doubting One, but he's really all of us...
2/ Thomas Needs Help!
Not altogether true, but sometimes all too true
"I've fallen over and can't get up"
"My knee needs a massage"
"Where are my boots?"
3/Thomas Needs an *.
This is deep, man. What does the * represent- is it a wildcard? Do I need some sort of randomness in my life? I have tons of that crap.
Does the * mean a star? Do I need to find a second string, strictly B list celeb as a friend? I'm working on it!
4/ Thomas needs a blog
Like totally get stuffed. THIS IS A FREAKIN' blog! I'm doing my damn best. Ahhh screw it. No credit, nothing. Screw you. Bastard.
5/ Thomas needs to give himself time
Ok, so screwing around for 33 years ain't enough? Perhaps I need another holiday. Another rest. Another adventure.
What I really need is a break. Success type break- not holiday break
6/ But making connections is what Thomas needs
I've always done pretty well in this regard. I make connections, foister relationships and then piss 'em up against a wall...
7/ Thomas Needs a New Nickname.
Suggestions? I've never bneen one for nick names- hence I post on various boards/sites as thomasr. That's because it's my frickin' name.
8/ Thomas Needs To Decide Where Sweetney Belongs
This issue has been vexing me to the point of over-vexedness. My head says "Decide what's best for Sweetney", but my heart says "Set The Sweetney free"
9/ Thomas Needs a Drink!
Holy crap I swear I didn't write this one. I have been known to enjoy a cool drink on a warm day. And why not?
10/ Thomas needs to send out a reminder e-mail
I'm not saying that this isn't true, but I am saying I have no idea what said email is supposed to be about. If only I had sent the said reminder email I might actually remember what said email was about. Sheesh!
1/ Jesus Visits His Disciples, but Thomas Needs Proof
Ain't that the truth. Poor old Thomas (of bible fame) has copped a lot of crap of the millenias(sp?) for being The Doubting One, but he's really all of us...
2/ Thomas Needs Help!
Not altogether true, but sometimes all too true
"I've fallen over and can't get up"
"My knee needs a massage"
"Where are my boots?"
3/Thomas Needs an *.
This is deep, man. What does the * represent- is it a wildcard? Do I need some sort of randomness in my life? I have tons of that crap.
Does the * mean a star? Do I need to find a second string, strictly B list celeb as a friend? I'm working on it!
4/ Thomas needs a blog
Like totally get stuffed. THIS IS A FREAKIN' blog! I'm doing my damn best. Ahhh screw it. No credit, nothing. Screw you. Bastard.
5/ Thomas needs to give himself time
Ok, so screwing around for 33 years ain't enough? Perhaps I need another holiday. Another rest. Another adventure.
What I really need is a break. Success type break- not holiday break
6/ But making connections is what Thomas needs
I've always done pretty well in this regard. I make connections, foister relationships and then piss 'em up against a wall...
7/ Thomas Needs a New Nickname.
Suggestions? I've never bneen one for nick names- hence I post on various boards/sites as thomasr. That's because it's my frickin' name.
8/ Thomas Needs To Decide Where Sweetney Belongs
This issue has been vexing me to the point of over-vexedness. My head says "Decide what's best for Sweetney", but my heart says "Set The Sweetney free"
9/ Thomas Needs a Drink!
Holy crap I swear I didn't write this one. I have been known to enjoy a cool drink on a warm day. And why not?
10/ Thomas needs to send out a reminder e-mail
I'm not saying that this isn't true, but I am saying I have no idea what said email is supposed to be about. If only I had sent the said reminder email I might actually remember what said email was about. Sheesh!
2 Comments:
Hey, funny stuff. I had a go - here are a few I liked:
- Gavin needs to prove, as an individual, that he can reach the standards he set last year.
- Gavin needs to learn how to differentiate in his relation to women.
-Gavin needs discipline on the back side to be able to stay on top.
oooooook
you have clearly been very naughty!!
"to be able to stay on top"
Whoa!
get to it!
thomasr
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