9 in a series of 14

Step 9/ "ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?" As you can see here, dearest Rachel has pretty much screwed the pooch. If she's going to pump up the jams and kick them out while at it, then holy sweet Jesus, UNBLOCK THE FUCKING TENT DOOR! That old expression "what, were you born in a tent?" takes on frighteningly realness. If you were born in this tent, man would you be confused. Just getting out of the tent would be like being reborn. And rebirthing only really need happen once you realise that it's all mummy's fault.

Before I get complaints, these pics are in correct chronological order, it's just that Ms Rachel has actually taken down one pole and put up another. Just like a porn star.