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Friday, October 06, 2006

For hire...

One slightly battered, bung-kneed 34-yr-old media whore hound. Able to tell it like it could be for short periods between other engagements.

In return for unfeasibly high remuneration I will:
  • Do all the IT helpdesk support for your organisation in the event your IT dept has confused its rectum and humerus.
  • Assist your poor downtrodden people when others are ready to eat them.
  • Put the 'anal' into analyst.
  • Make you look good, then let you take all credit.
  • Tell you the size and nature of the defecation that's about to hit the oscillation. You may not like that part, but that's your problem.
  • Have bloglines.com open all day on my desktop. Fast moving world, pays to stay on top. It's one of my minimum conditions for working.
  • Never grow tired of "seeing your vacant faces staring back at me wanting me to fill your empty lives with humor [and ideas-Tom] you couldn't possibly think of yourselves...." Bill Hicks
...other stuff we can chat about BY REQUEST!

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posted by thr at 5:26 pm

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

any company would be lucky to have you on their side mate.

10/08/2006 12:28 am  
Blogger mspecht said...

Good luck with your job hunt Tom!

10/09/2006 1:04 pm  

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