What would you do for a million dollars?

If I offered you a million dollars to do the following, would you do it?

- Run around in the sun on a hot day for a few hours.

Sounds bad right? Ok, I'll sweeten it:

- You get a 3 minute break every 5-10 minutes.
- Cool drinks and a shade umbrella. Maybe even a fan while you take a break.
- You can wear whatever clothing you want.
- I will provide a person with a towel every minute or so.
- I'll get a crowd to cheer you ever step of the way. Up to 15,000 of them.

If you fail, I'll still give you some money, a car and a driver and adulation.

Sounds good huh?

So why are these softcocks complaining?